My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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There must always be a Thor. 

Thor #01

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i’ve had to listen to way too many people in my life and personal sphere try to convince young people that if they have been targeted and/or propositioned by older men with obvious sexual intent, it’s more reasonable to conclude that it was all some kind of big misunderstanding than it is to hold that person fully accountable for their behavior.

that’s bullshit. it’s bullshit. just straight up BS. the “it was all a big misunderstanding and the people speaking out are acting rashly” pitch is public relations marketing for people who’ve taken advantage of others but know their circle is dedicated enough that they can turn a public demand for accountability into an opportunity to subtly discredit everyone speaking out because If You Really Like Me You’ll See It My Way.

it’s strategically packaged and it’s insidious and it’s bullshit. learn to see through it. don’t tolerate it.

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I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

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The Women Who Mapped the Universe And Still Couldn’t Get Any Respect

In 1881, Edward Charles Pickering, director of the Harvard Observatory, had a problem: the volume of data coming into his observatory was exceeding his staff’s ability to analyze it. He also had doubts about his staff’s competence–especially that of his assistant, who Pickering dubbed inefficient at cataloging. So he did what any scientist of the latter 19th century would have done: he fired his male assistant and replaced him with his maid, Williamina Fleming. Fleming proved so adept at computing and copying that she would work at Harvard for 34 years–eventually managing a large staff of assistants.

So began an era in Harvard Observatory history where women—more than 80 during Pickering’s tenure, from 1877 to his death in 1919— worked for the director, computing and cataloging data. Some of these women would produce significant work on their own; some would even earn a certain level of fame among followers of female scientists. But the majority are remembered not individually but collectively, by the moniker Pickering’s Harem.

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When Neil deGrasse Tyson told the accomplishments of “Pickering’s Harem” on Cosmos, he added the postscript, “I’ll bet you never heard the names of any of these women.”

"I wonder why."  Some of the best shade thrown, ever.

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this is from a visual art piece called: The Racists of Okay Cupid

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Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

I laughed so hard I literally started crying

i wasn’t ready


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cool it, partner

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"wood there’s people that are dying"

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"States of exception are bad, nobody should be able to kill someone else, that’s disgusting"

I mean yeah, but this is a 400-level class and you are not adding anything to the conversation

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How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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